Yes, it's satirical. But beneath the humor lies a truth about what it really takes to deliver data-driven transformation in today's landscape:

🧠 Strategy: Without a blueprint, AI is just a buzzword.
💻 Tools: From Python to OpenAI, the tech stack must serve the business, not the other way around.
📜 Credentials: Frameworks like Six Sigma and Data Science aren’t just logos—they’re disciplines.
☕️ Communication: “AI Whisperer” isn’t just a mug—it’s a mindset. The magic happens when one knows how to guide organizations through complexity.
⌚️ Time: Delivering value at scale requires more than dashboards—it requires patience, precision, and partnership.

In a world obsessed with quick wins, I help leaders step back, rethink, and scale what actually matters.

If you’re a CEO or business leader wondering where Data & AI should fit in your growth strategy, maybe it’s time to unbox a different kind of advisor.